New weight loss program

So I have developed a new weight loss program. Unfortunately it can
only be done once so I suggest for the time you really want to shed those
pounds, get your tonsils, uvula, and soft pallet taken it out. you won't feel
the need to eat for a week. maybe Popsicles and ice cream, but you drop 10-15 easily. So for all of you still looking for that help you need, this is a guaranteed program never to fail.